yo was sup, meet women off of the internet
My friends like to giggle but really they just don’t get it yet,
can’t get it through their minds that that’s antiquated behind us
now there’s a google for girlfriends, an amazon for vagina,
scrolling hard trying to find her, downloading tinder and grinder
one for if i’m lucky, the other if in a bind or my
mind it begins expanding, Hometown is salina kansas,
Find a girl that likes tiny dancer but her face is like bryan cranston’s

internet casanova, the anxious gansta, the match patroller
the danger danger, don juan demarco with an online quota, the internet casanaova
internet casanova, the anxious gansta, the match patroller
the danger danger, don juan demarco with an online quota, the internet casanaova

the last one left saying, Brandon just don't make music
but then i finally found one up on OK CUPiD
I'M OUT OF MY CLOUDED MIND, THEY KNOW I'M ABOUT THE LIFE
close your internet tabs boys we're going out tonight
COOL BRANDON! TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!
WOMEN USUALLY RESPOND WITH FIGHT OR FLIGHT
WHAT CAN I SAY, WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT YOUR RIGHT
CAUSE IF THEY PUT OUT AND PUT UP WITH ME THAT MAKES THEM MY TYPE
I GOTTA SAY IT
The most private thing i'm willing to admit
is that in actual reality, i kind of am the shit
people fucking with my family winding up in a ditch
And i don't mean to be offensive, but you a whiny little bitch,
with tiny little tits, they look like two pimples with nipples on the tips
oh you wanna go on another date?
okay excuse that shit i was saying, i was playing
my mistake ma'am, I'm sorry i don’t -

internet casanova, the anxious gansta, the match patroller
the danger danger, don juan demarco with an online quota, the internet casanaova
internet casanova, the anxious gansta, the match patroller
the danger danger, don juan demarco with an online quota, the internet casanaova

TALL AND LANKY, ALWAYS STANKY
NO ASS BUT SHE WANNA SPANK ME
FINALLY A BADANKA DANKY DOWN FOR HANKY PANKY, BUT TALK
BAD ABOUT THE FARMLAND I GO FROM CRANKY TO ANGRY, CAUSE
FRANKLY I FUCKED MY COUSIN AND THE BABY AIN'T EVEN JANKY
I GUESS I GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND NOW I GOTTA GO DEAL WITH THAT
I GUESS I GOTTA DRIVE HER TO WORK IN ORDER TO FEEL HER ASS
GUESSING ALL THE TIME IS PERPLEXING BOUT WHERE HER FEELINGS AT
ESPECIALLY WHEN WORRYING'S SOMETHING I'M NOT RECEIVING BACK
sex practicing in return for one of my addresses
she always laughing but most of those jokes are accidents
i'm not worried bout it I'm gonna go sell some wax again,
I'll be back at six to have sex and then pop a bag of mints

magical homeless girl from the internet
like Facebook friends with benefits
not sure if this legitimate
But hell yeah into this
Am i in love? well bitch, i might be
I think she likes me, i think she likes me