no one to call, live in a hole in the wall,
where I got mad and put a hole in the wall because I lost playing boggle
I probably lost my deposit, that's why I'm constantly nauseous
I'm always off, best call the cops on my ponderings
lost in my conscience, wander off into nonsense
stoned roommates eating up all the snacks that my mom sent
get fired from my job just for tryna rap in the office
but at least now, i aint trapped with a job bitch!
trapped in my bod bitch,
getting bigger than god's dick,
drunk yelling love songs in the mirror
this is a love song for brandon by brandon and it's about Brandon,
I think I'm falling in love with me, I don't understand it

I'm like I love you Brandon, then bet that I'm like I love you too,
you're the coolest brandon ever, if you ain't already knew

love yourself and you will love you back
hope it's finally comes to that,
I bet that that ain't only me
baby i control the streets
I keep a gluten free diet and my butthole bleached
it's just me myself and I
been too long since we kicked it, it's crazy,
cook some biscuits & gravy then clean my kitchen to jay z
I got 99 problems and they're all dishes
bout to drop a tape, bet only mom listens
relationship, long distance, met her on the internet
we haven't met in person yet, we working on it
a cooler Brandon then the rest of them
some my friends are black and some of my friends are mexicans
i swear to god, i got photographic evidence,
I'll show you once Miguel finally texts me them,
BRING EM IN I TURN EM OUT
THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING SWAG, PAINT HIM BLACK, GETTING MURDERED OUT
IM THE ONE YOU HEARD ABOUT THROUGH WORD OF MOUTH
THE ONE WHO DIDN'T GO TO PROM, WHO STAYED HOME AND PLAYED POKEMON, THE OBI WAN KENOBI OF THE NERDY CROWD

you're the coolest brandon ever, if you ain't already knew

driving down lake shore drive,
getting passed on both sides,
oh my, i'm so high,
pray to god I don't die, listening to coldplay
Smile cause i'm so fly, i love me in a dope way
Going to chipoltle with Jose, guamocole? okay
forget that that shit's more pay, I earned it,
cross the road, I'm looking both ways, wish chipolte offered jalapeños
Jose and me been getting wild, better call and tell the ninos
english that means tell the child, sixers of san pelligrino
when i wipe i smell the fecal, thats something worth keeping private
embrace it and realize it, you stuck with yourself
so just be happy you aren't anyone else, cool brandon
yeah thats right, I'm Cool Brandon, i'm just reminding y'all
The kid that did tae kwon do, thats super skinny and kinda tall
sleep in a retainer, keeping out of danger
who wants to be a rapper but can't rhyme at all, I'm trying though