ANXIOUS

by Cool Brandon

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released September 14, 2014

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Track Name: Welcome
Awww yeah that what's I'm talking bout
Cool Brandon gonna party while my mom is out
Eating cotton candy, now thats my kind of cotton mouth
Do the monster mash in a haunted house, I walk it out,
these days I'm anxious, this shit gets extreme
have the wrong thoughts and then I go throw up in the sink
tryna fight off certain neurons really hoping they leave
hoping somebody’ll know what I mean, know what I mean?
seriously, does anybody out there know what I mean
if you do, you can reach me at coolbrandond
at gmail.com, I’ll keep it logged on
awaiting response, praying to god because my patience is gone
I could be in bed getting head from blonde women
and still be freaking out from too much metacognition
busted my brain, not much to do with my wisdom
went to the doctor he just googled my symptoms, I could have done that

Do you feel reliant on some people you hate?
you're not alone baby we can relate, eez okay
it's important to keep keeping the faith,
that's probably the reason i'm still making tapes
so don’t hate cause
i’m great cause i’m cool, that’s just how it unfolds
but some of my homies they don’t even have homes
so don’t cry and don’t weep and don’t feel all alone
Unless you’re me because my life’s the hardest anyone’s known !

married to the game, no we're just friends
with the realization, i hate waiting
it painstaking, my brains breaking
but thats just me and i ain't changing it
gotta a feeling my babes faking it
fucks other dudes when vacationing
tryna be cool like clay aiken
but I’m bout to wake up to a rude awakening
In my Tree house, all girls, Keep out
life is a big acid trip, just trying not to freak out!
don’t think about what you’re thinking about
just think about what you’re thinking about
and if that don’t make any sense
my advice is just don’t think about it
bet you’re thinking about it
Work part time, got a three to five
and my feet don't go where the people die
i respect a lll views, i read the bible
pulling up to church, in a cloud of smoke
got a pound of pope, tryna play it smooth like
how your folks, that wow's the hoes
cool brandon got cool that's how it goes


welcome to my anxious mind, is this something that you know? visit
corners of my brain that i’d prefer not to go, wanna
murder this feeling of all this circular thinking
with some working and drinking just tryna get in control
welcome to my anxious mind
if you wanna get to know me go ahead and waste your time
girls get mad when we have sex,
because i'm always making vines
you say no cameras while we be naked? fine
I'm bad at banging i might put it in her belly button, whoops!
hellen keller stellar, can't tell me nothing, i'm deaf
spending all my energy just trying to become well adjusted
everybody's acting like they're selling something, life insurance
don’t fuck with the king, go to target
have the self control to only get a couple of things
some wax paper maybe something to drink
thats how i roll, all y’all probably shouldn’t come in the rink
Cool Brandon was sup.

Anxious but I’m getting better
Anxious but I’m getting better
Inner monologue went silent
Anxious but I’m getting better
Anxious but I’m getting better
Anxious but I’m getting better
Lots of neural dead ends
Anxious but I’m getting better
Track Name: Kevin Costner (Ride With Me)
i'm 23, still waiting on puberty
tryna be a cooler me, who did I used to be?
surrounded by clowners, not sure what proxy your on
Up for some downers, those kids are some oxy morons
Lots of hipsters, like why is this vodka twelve dollars?
back home. we'd just drink the well water,
Hawk a loogie like I'm selling boogers out a helicopter
Rock a hoodie and I'm feeling gooder then a Kevin Costner
Lookalike after the release of a Kevin Costner movie
As in I've been good up until the last year
I mean I'm getting work but only my ass cares
Seriously, Coster was an actor mainly of our parent's generation

Ride with me, Ride with me through the cold
Don’t know where we’re going so we’ll take it real slow
Ride with me, ride with me through the swamp
Where are we coming from, I already forgot?
Ride with me, ride with me through the cold
With you it’s not scary that we’re getting so old

I know we thought we'd be bigger shots but that failed quick
That's a sailed ship floating with the whales bitch
We all thought that we'd be kings,
not doing bikram yoga, buying almond milk and kale chips
It isn't over, I got negative momentum
eyes closed running with a life that's too expensive
Habits that are bad, a bunch of friends that also in it
They'd give the shirt off their back but Im too tall and skinny

Ride with me, Ride with me through the cold
Don’t know where we’re going so we’ll take it real slow
Ride with me, ride with me through the swamp
Where are we coming from, I already forgot?
Ride with me, ride with me through the cold
With you it’s not scary that we’re getting so old

I rap for the pound counts, Pounding a round cow,
Only sound on my sound cloud is bow chicka wow wow
Fuck it I got shy, buckets of popeyes,
Till our demise, we're all young in the sunrise
A generation lost in optimism, aspirations
Which undervalue working every day for payments
Cause if it ain't your passion you a failer, if I don't hustle
acting, rapping, laughing then you best pass my inhaler
That aint why I do it, it's a definite plus
I pursue it cause I always have my head up my butt
choosing to pick spliffs over breakfast and lunch
suck it down quick till its resin and crutch
been doing this for years I ain't your regular chump
Your heart will go arrhythmic and your head it'll bump
Rap till my competitor chunks, whatever its better
spending all day in my bed in a funk
Isn't it dumb? A pen and a drum
Getting good at rapping's like collecting some junk
But it's some junk that I can rock and I can make it look cool
And if you don't think I look cool I'll shut your dick in my trunk

They told us how cool we are, now i can tell we're fools
We can't all be superstars, then who will sell the tools?
We can't all be in the news, who will provide the news?
can't be kevin costner, that's some generation y-er blues

Ride with me, Ride with me in the cold
Don't know where we're going so we'll take it real slow
Ride with me, ride with me through the swamp
I'd ask for directions but I think we're all lost
Ride with me, Ride with me in the cold
With you it's not scary that we're getting so old
Ride with me, ride with me through the swamp
Where are we coming from, I already forgot
Ride with me, Ride with me in the cold
Don't know where we're going so we'll take it real slow
Ride with me, ride with me through the swamp
I'd ask for directions but I think we're all lost
Track Name: Internet Casanova
yo was sup, meet women off of the internet
My friends like to giggle but really they just don’t get it yet,
can’t get it through their minds that that’s antiquated behind us
now there’s a google for girlfriends, an amazon for vagina,
scrolling hard trying to find her, downloading tinder and grinder
one for if i’m lucky, the other if in a bind or my
mind it begins expanding, Hometown is salina kansas,
Find a girl that likes tiny dancer but her face is like bryan cranston’s

internet casanova, the anxious gansta, the match patroller
the danger danger, don juan demarco with an online quota, the internet casanaova
internet casanova, the anxious gansta, the match patroller
the danger danger, don juan demarco with an online quota, the internet casanaova

the last one left saying, Brandon just don't make music
but then i finally found one up on OK CUPiD
I'M OUT OF MY CLOUDED MIND, THEY KNOW I'M ABOUT THE LIFE
close your internet tabs boys we're going out tonight
COOL BRANDON! TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!
WOMEN USUALLY RESPOND WITH FIGHT OR FLIGHT
WHAT CAN I SAY, WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT YOUR RIGHT
CAUSE IF THEY PUT OUT AND PUT UP WITH ME THAT MAKES THEM MY TYPE
I GOTTA SAY IT
The most private thing i'm willing to admit
is that in actual reality, i kind of am the shit
people fucking with my family winding up in a ditch
And i don't mean to be offensive, but you a whiny little bitch,
with tiny little tits, they look like two pimples with nipples on the tips
oh you wanna go on another date?
okay excuse that shit i was saying, i was playing
my mistake ma'am, I'm sorry i don’t -

internet casanova, the anxious gansta, the match patroller
the danger danger, don juan demarco with an online quota, the internet casanaova
internet casanova, the anxious gansta, the match patroller
the danger danger, don juan demarco with an online quota, the internet casanaova

TALL AND LANKY, ALWAYS STANKY
NO ASS BUT SHE WANNA SPANK ME
FINALLY A BADANKA DANKY DOWN FOR HANKY PANKY, BUT TALK
BAD ABOUT THE FARMLAND I GO FROM CRANKY TO ANGRY, CAUSE
FRANKLY I FUCKED MY COUSIN AND THE BABY AIN'T EVEN JANKY
I GUESS I GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND NOW I GOTTA GO DEAL WITH THAT
I GUESS I GOTTA DRIVE HER TO WORK IN ORDER TO FEEL HER ASS
GUESSING ALL THE TIME IS PERPLEXING BOUT WHERE HER FEELINGS AT
ESPECIALLY WHEN WORRYING'S SOMETHING I'M NOT RECEIVING BACK
sex practicing in return for one of my addresses
she always laughing but most of those jokes are accidents
i'm not worried bout it I'm gonna go sell some wax again,
I'll be back at six to have sex and then pop a bag of mints

magical homeless girl from the internet
like Facebook friends with benefits
not sure if this legitimate
But hell yeah into this
Am i in love? well bitch, i might be
I think she likes me, i think she likes me
Track Name: My Lady
the chicks I dicks look kinda like the dixie chicks
the chicks you dick look kinda like they fifty cent at fifty six
women you break up with go ahead with their business
women I break up with go to methadone clinics
I get my women at stage readings of Jean Paul
Sartre's No exit, you get your bitches from craigslist
You know that its a lady when I reference my baby
The baby you refer to is an actual baby
your woman is the money that her paren't spent
my girl whoop there it is, yours is ulp there it went
We fuck when we go to sleep and wake up, she my now and later
your girl a kit kat, everybody get that

m'lady is a lady in public, your lady so
drunk I gotta hand her a bucket
My lady so tall i can stand while we fuckin, your lady
so ugly
you can't stand when you fucking,
plus she shop at nana republic,
My girls money always goes to keep the cannibus pumping
and she be thanking me all night like I handed her something
Just because i got my hand in her something
Knock knock, in the zone like Boobah
Stick my hoo hoo in her hoo ha
Your girl look like
Ru paul and Lou Dobbs
Smells like she's been
sleeping underneath the Harlem blue stop
She oughtta get a new job
Other than the hand and blow and foot ones she does for yo ass
My girl can fit her whole fist in her mouth, just thought you all should know that
oh snap your girl so dumb she thought your ball sack was a coke bag
Oh yeah so your raggedy hag tried to blow that, put a dick in her mouth
my girl bad and she know dat Like a puppy dog that shit in the house,
your girls pussy is a pamphlet, she on the corner just given it out
I'm laughin
cause you ask me how I bag em
Well I'm fresh to death when i'm rappin
Axe cans in my casket and that's classic
Never acting when I talk to them
and my package like a tonka truck
don't complain they aint tryna fuck
maybe its cause you just kinda sucks
don't get mad and shit
thats just me explaining that
cause all you care about is ass and tits,
i care about her brains and ass
my girls a porsche yours a red sedan
Mine chelsea lately, yours letter man
and if you wonder why I'm with chicks
you can bet it's cause i'm the better man
Track Name: Let's Go to the Mall
no one else could replicate what you do to my confidence
quarters for my laundry i'm always losing a lot of em
from going to the mall and then playing cruising exotica
Hit up books a million and start pursuing erotica
Do people really do the Kama sutra,
Or do they just browse the pages and get boners in the book store
I'm pretty sure that that's the only thing this book is good for
so teenagers and me will be incentivized to look more
get a big erection, jet fast and be gone
Head to beat off with the lotions at bed bath and beyond
till i get a red rash on my dong or caught by the guard
throw his ass in the pond while i'm still partially hard

(chorus)
there's never anything to do so lets go to the mall
there's never anything to do so lets go to the mall baby boy come on

I'm up at the GAME STOP RICHARD!
THATS THE MAIN SPOT RICHARD THATS OUR MAIN SPOT RICHARD
THEY TALK GAMES WHO CAN NAME DROP QUICKER
GOING TO THE MALL MADE MY BRAIN LOTS SICKER

Catch me scheming at the hot topic
Raucous with that NOS in my pocket
Uh oh, there goes the girl that I’m in love with
but she’s dating some dick, man ain’t that some shit
Welp! No buddy said that life was ever fair
Catch me at the lids buying hats that I will never wear
At the Sbarro, bitch bonjourno,
Everybody pile in my mom’s old car yo!
Whip colored like some fort knox bricks
Hit panda express for some more chop sticks
No need to panic, baby behave
I got in-store credit at the EB Games

(chorus)

cruising into radioshack, wondering where all the fucking radios at
I'm like "Yo! Where all your fucking radios at?
ANd they just looking at me funny, they afraid of me bad
Man I thought this was the radio shack, they should strictly sell radios
Not remote control cars and batteries.
So I got pissed off, and stormed out of that hell hole
after i bought a cool truck and some batteries
Those people are radio compromisers
and my mama raised me never to haggle and talk to liars
and these employees are liars lying to us for their salary
shown sheep how to be sheepish and the cows how to be cowardly

My god these kids like zombies
Blank, odd shuffling up in the abercrombie
To me the Pac Sun the Waldorf Astoria
Oops! I see your secret Miss Victoria
You should have kept that at the back of the store
I’m at the Macy’s, cop immaculate drawers and what’s more?
Best Buy, keyboards, hammer high chords
at the import store buying samurai swords, my lord!
This mall’s fantastic, leaving with a million bags of plastic,
Throw them out in plastic, now they in the ocean and the situation’s drastic

(chorus)

seriously there's only like nine radio options at radio shack
you thought i was done but now i'm coming right back
with the same trick that i came with, make your brain twitch with a bang bitch
tryning to watch all my language like a french spy inside England
We back here in the back yard, we bad boys so BACK off
we bored too, lets go to the mall, we're really hard but we act soft,
that sounded gay, keep it going, I'm confused, let's go to the mall,
walk around, at the mall, see some hos at the Payless Shoes
I make a move, say wassup, baby boo, I prayed for you
get ya baba ganoush on layaway, I'm the caboose on the paper train
might change the game like david blaine, I cry a lot, I make it rain,
I'm Damon Waynes in Major Payne, You Nathan Lane, We ain't the same
Track Name: Do It For The Kids
please pray for my cousin travis
the real world can make your heart sick
even if he's got bad habits
he's my family irregardless
need the fam,
gotta have the kids while you have the chance
gotta have support when exploring cause
we're out here and we're in for it I do it for the kids

Keep going on and on,
do the dirty in a suit of armor with no condom on
that's just how we roll, you bet that both my papas strong
both my dads are super rad, they let me go to comicon
with brock from down the road
we out here, they locked us out our homes
On the route alone, i'm down to the bone and Im down to bone

I do it for the kids
I do it for the kids
I do it for the kids
I do it for the kids
I do it for the kids
I do it for the kids

I do it for the
Money and the fame, like the rest of you
wish that getting older brought some better news, revenues
like when you a kid your main girl aint with seven dudes
plus you didn't even have to tie your own tennis shoes, get it boo
baby i been good since like way back when
only ten, get the giggles with my friends, old habits
new trends, ignorant to think that it would never end, oh well
baby brandon banging biddies in his crib
all my friends are second graders
we build a fort and then listen to papa's record player
talk about our den girls, i don't like like her, I'd never date
then we getting yelled at at the mall for playing up on the escalators
is that normal when you're 23?
feeling pretty old, so I always kick it with younger g's
Uncle B buying carpis suns and dunkaroos
younger crew reminding me everything that I got to lose GO WHOOP
Been fake a while, gonna fake a smile till I take you down go whoop
Once was young, just having fun, but now its done, go whoop
Got a happy life, but its getting hard, go whoop
pray to god that my debit card goes through
Used to watch those naughties scrambled up on pay per view
Now I don't own a TV,
these days everything is getting scary, anxiety and
dysentary, Don't fret everything is temporary go whoop

I do it for the kids
I do it for the kids
I do it for the kids
I do it for the kids
I do it for the kids
I do it for the kids

please pray for my cousin travis
the real world can make your heart sick
even if he's got bad habits
he's my family irregardless
need have the fam
gotta have the kids while you have the chance
gotta have support when exploring cause
we're out here and
we're in for it I do it for the kids

Run from the past, dang I'm off in a sprint
Spend every night drunk babe I'm gone like the wind
Wanting some tits, coming off selfish but
Everything I've done I've done for the kids
I feel guilty they think that I know lots of shit when I
Don't have no clue why we're here on this rock
That aint my job, I just rhyme when I talk
But i stay working hard cause i'm trying to unlock
a solution, so it seems we know what they're doing
but all that is happening's squirming and moving
Were just a student but now you are out here
And this shit is real that is now clear,
Cause we were just kids playing follow the leader
But now I'm the leader not sure where I'm headed,
At first I was eager, but I now I regret it
A bürden thats given to us at conception
Distract the kids by talking bout professions
elections, life lessons, anxiousness, depression
But really I'm off in my head in this bitch but I
Keep it all together for the kids…damn.
Track Name: Brandawwwn
she wanted me to be more hands on
so i pulled out her tampon
wish I had more balls like I was Lance Strong
Dropped the arm cause I'm not hands on
never was she musta got the brand wrong
Cause I'm Brand On,
I'm not making fucking dance songs
Don't got any pre-orders from samsung
My only fans from Chicago or Kansas
I would never ask you to put your hands up,
Now go on put your hands up
Y'all just can't stand that I'm tall and I'm handsome
Hold your daughter for ransom, the stockholm's is instant
She's already doing dishes in my kitchen
I need to have a vicious intervention
turn your sneering looks to pure adherence took
your expectations, shook em,
got our mamas in the streets all burning lyrics books
Hope the furnace cooks away all of the hard k's
Hope my little rapper can get a job at the Barclays
But these days its heartaches, so diem comma carpe
Ditchin woman crying at every song the guitar play
apprehension caused the aforementioned cataclysms
bark at the dogs and only cats will listen
I be famous and randy in some plaided linens, ain't it dandy,
the reincarnation of amos and andy
breakin in and filleting your family, now take off your panties
I'm coming but tryna be as late as I can be
theres a rough crowd over at my clubhouse
your last words will probably be the password
fuck the mouth of a girl in a grass skirt, sun dress
Gonna make her ass hurt from butt sex
Doesn't matter who come last first,
what matters is what's next? Throw it in and ask if she upset
she said it hurt more with the last guy, ah yes
those the kinda words that make your ass cry
and your ice cream, roll in to a nice scene
with nothing but some doobies rolled up and some pipe dreams, act right
easy getting lost in the crack pipe, aight mac?
if i'm ever gone for too long, we'll be right back
Track Name: Party Monster
I’m a lyrical tyrant
I parked by the hydrant
yo can you keep on eye on it?
I just farted it's silent
I'm starting the wild but y'all's party is quiet
i'm retarded and childish, I say spark when i light it,
wanna watch me freestyling? Yo can I smoke in your house?
Yo are we going on out? The night is young, pedophiling

Make it clap, make it whip
Make it make a quesadilla
Take it back, take a hit,
You a tasty seniorita
Its important that I meet you,
Let's fuck in my winnebago
have you screaming, neighbors thinking
that someone stepped on a lego, y'alll
cash rules everything my money is fiat
you want that information better come to my kiosk
you don't wanna rumble in the playground
you don't wanna find yourself on the end of my seesaw
golly, get ass in the pourtipotti,
Snortin acid and molly I probably bought from an immigrant
acting all sorts of naughty, The rooms wobbling spinning
when I walk in the kitchen
candy flipping, thats some cognitive dissonance

Make it whip, make it whistle
Make it make a bank deposit
Get a bitch to pop my pimples
Till it hurts and I yell stop it
Its important that you help me,
Let's fuck inside of my grand am
screaming, neighbors thinking
that someone fucking with Bran Bran

You’re telling me to leave when I can barely focus
Look I'm sorry i have weed, if I have weed imma smoke it
And you know that i'll have it, you have drinks, Imma drink it,
so when you start your complaining, i don't know what you thinking
Inviting me over me up in the first place
maybe think twice when celebrating your birthday
remember those nights that we couldn't ever remember?
You put your dick into women I put my foot in the blender
We all used to be more fun, do shit we regret
but you can't get an abortion for shit on the net
I'm not in the condition to go get a diversion
Liquered and swerving, i guess i can just sit here on the curb and
think about what i did, that's what i spend my life doing
Never learning just continual movement, yo i said
fuck that ho that says your friend is a nuisance cause
I'm a graduate that parties like the rest of the students
whose that kid showing up drunk with aviators on?
Spilling drinks and instantly skipping over my favorite song?
Yo Cool Brandon parties until the break of dawn.
Touch the cats dick and then go boot in the neighbor's lawn
Track Name: I Hate Some Cops
I hate some cops
other cops are pretty cool
i hate some cops
but other cops are reasonable
I hate some cops
But other cops are necessary
fighting rapists and shit
yeah other cops are pretty cool

fuck the police, they still need to reproduce
do some thug shit, get my ass up on the evening news
do people watch the evening news? i'll get my ass on gawker bitch
receiving views for leaking dudes plus all the unpaid parking tickets
It seems to me I see too many cops up in these streets
Wasting dollars of my taxes with unnecessary beefs
Looking fresh up in the jeep, go grab my boys
and beers and then go get something to eat, its best you always keep receipts
suck up my dinner, hop in the whip
fuck up my liver by guzzling liquor while dodging some shit
I think i'm alive when I drink and then drive
until i here the sirens come roll up behind me
Don't worry y'all, were white people
I roll down my window, he says, "you know how fast your going sir?"
I said, I'm sorry you may or may not have noticed but I'm actually a white person
And I'm swerving cause I'm late for meeting my lawyer daddy for a night sermon
So I suggest you stop writing and keep walking if you like working
He said, Oh i'm sorry Brandon I was mistaken. you drive like you a minority
But because you're upperclass I had no reason to stop you with no reason
Now keep crusin and keep speeding, keep boozing, keep believing and
Keep on being Brandon Brandon now y'all best all get leaving, i hate cops

I hate some cops
other cops are pretty cool
i hate some cops
but other cops are reasonable
I hate some cops
But other cops are necessary
fighting rapists and shit
yeah other cops are pretty cool
Track Name: Super Sad
Walk around in the rain and shit
hands in my pocket cause i'm fucking sad
Just got so much to think about
So many things I have gone through and what not
I Try not fear rejection, I'm facing the sheer depression
Im needing the nearest exit, I'm fighting a weird erection
The kind of stylings that'll give you an ear infection
My kind of rhythms are getting your granny pirouetting
I find it fitting that my zanny prescriptions were no
where to be handy, tattered, panties were ripping
Yo what happened girl, you know that Brandon'll listen
You tell me who did this, I'm a man on a mission
She was candy flipping that's some cognitive dissonance
We walked with the immigrants to bathe in the riverbed
she stays so I give her head, cradled her little legs
she whispers that she wants me to rape her to kenny ches
cracks in the pavement, the parking garage is caving in
forget about yourself do what you can to save your friends
saving your friends, putting focus on somebody else
ironically might be the only way for you to save yourself
Track Name: Down
she went from
Pot wizard to lot lizard a lot quicker
then the rest of us had ever expected
well actually just me, but I ignored all the messages
no more baby wait please, girl i'm clean and affectionate and
I'm tired of being used like I'm cottonelle at a taco bell
Being played like I'm waka flocka or pachelbel
Now it's blue caracao and vodka up in Chicago-ville
popping pills, gotta kill all of it calling doctor phil
bath salts, mama caught you playing with them brats dolls,
back off, packs of miscreants that try to act raw
a kid in middle school sold me oregano
whose the coolest brandon ever, I bet they already know

i hate you till you call me saying
after work lets kick it,
i have to admit it, for this I lack heuristics
I might have to to move to mexico and live off serving chicklets
just to get away from this bitch, to get away from letting it hold me down
i hate you, up until you text me
then i drop the hate shit, remember that you're sexy
remember you were great kid, remember you put up with me
remember to November to a time when nothing could hold me down

More wood then a double tree when I was in your company
Being nobodies together fighting to be somebodies
love can fill a tape up with redundancies
but I'm not sure if i was wanting you or wanting someone wanting me
are you there based god? it's me brandon
the kid that can ruin his reputation in three stanzas
all my thoughts are in spanish but i don’t speak spanish
it might have been a bad choice to leave kansas
frequently, we both on different frequencies
seems like recently i lost my decency
I need to be looking for someone that give me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T,
not attitude and HPV,
tricks are for kids

i hate you till you call me saying
after work lets kick it,
i have to admit it, for this I lack heuristics
I might have to to move to mexico and live off serving chicklets
just to get away from this bitch, to get away from letting it hold me down
i hate you, up until you text me
then i drop the hate shit, remember that you're sexy
remember you were great kid, remember you put up with me
remember to November to a time when nothing could hold me down

you're alive, i'm alive
that's dope, good job surviving
Hope you're enjoying the trip
Lord knows that I'm finally thriving
find the ride and then buckle up
it's not hard to tell that I lost control
life ain't all marshmallows,
it's get's nuts its a rocky road,
making an oasis of regular faces i can retreat too
thats why I need you and I need you and I need you
and that's why i hope that you need me
cause we're out here and it's knee deep
and the doors locked, can't go inside
but its temporary, it won't keep

what's good? what's up?
Feel kinda shitty, like butt plug
i'm fucked up, from the puff puff
from the glug glug on the rough stuff
All love is tough love,
my dick's soft and my head's strong
the pots shitty i got with me
it's not sticky like teflon
hos think that i maybe gay but the
lord knows i've been straight for days
torn coat and some steak and eggs
getting old fast ought a break a leg
might get the girl but i'm insecure
I'd kiss the bird but I'm risk averse
i'll hold your purse, i'll pick your skirt
You know it hurts

i hate you till you call me saying
after work lets kick it,
i have to admit it, for this I lack heuristics
I might have to to move to mexico and live off serving chicklets
just to get away from this bitch, to get away from letting it hold me down
i hate you, up until you text me
then i drop the hate shit, remember that you're sexy
remember you were great kid, remember you put up with me
remember to November to a time when nothing could hold me down
Track Name: Anxious
You maybe thinking that your thinker is broken
maybe from drinking and smoking, maybe genetic components
its getting late, the shrink isn't open, you're googling to find a
way to control this, you better know that
your brain isn't busted its just different from others, so
use that to your advantage when the world tries to fuck ya, i'm fucking
hurling and shitting cause my world it be spinning
But it's all good in the hood cause I'm controlling the vision
the world's the same place that it was the day before
and if you made it to this point, you probably gonna make it more
and if you not, no skin off the back
cause when I'm dead I can finally relax, thats a fact
if you get close to ever calling it quits, remembers
sentience a burden but it's also a gift
a big movie yo thats all that it is
so don’t give me your pills doc, I ain’t swallowing shit
Track Name: Fallin' In Love
no one to call, live in a hole in the wall,
where I got mad and put a hole in the wall because I lost playing boggle
I probably lost my deposit, that's why I'm constantly nauseous
I'm always off, best call the cops on my ponderings
lost in my conscience, wander off into nonsense
stoned roommates eating up all the snacks that my mom sent
get fired from my job just for tryna rap in the office
but at least now, i aint trapped with a job bitch!
trapped in my bod bitch,
getting bigger than god's dick,
drunk yelling love songs in the mirror
this is a love song for brandon by brandon and it's about Brandon,
I think I'm falling in love with me, I don't understand it

I'm like I love you Brandon, then bet that I'm like I love you too,
you're the coolest brandon ever, if you ain't already knew

love yourself and you will love you back
hope it's finally comes to that,
I bet that that ain't only me
baby i control the streets
I keep a gluten free diet and my butthole bleached
it's just me myself and I
been too long since we kicked it, it's crazy,
cook some biscuits & gravy then clean my kitchen to jay z
I got 99 problems and they're all dishes
bout to drop a tape, bet only mom listens
relationship, long distance, met her on the internet
we haven't met in person yet, we working on it
a cooler Brandon then the rest of them
some my friends are black and some of my friends are mexicans
i swear to god, i got photographic evidence,
I'll show you once Miguel finally texts me them,
BRING EM IN I TURN EM OUT
THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING SWAG, PAINT HIM BLACK, GETTING MURDERED OUT
IM THE ONE YOU HEARD ABOUT THROUGH WORD OF MOUTH
THE ONE WHO DIDN'T GO TO PROM, WHO STAYED HOME AND PLAYED POKEMON, THE OBI WAN KENOBI OF THE NERDY CROWD

you're the coolest brandon ever, if you ain't already knew

driving down lake shore drive,
getting passed on both sides,
oh my, i'm so high,
pray to god I don't die, listening to coldplay
Smile cause i'm so fly, i love me in a dope way
Going to chipoltle with Jose, guamocole? okay
forget that that shit's more pay, I earned it,
cross the road, I'm looking both ways, wish chipolte offered jalapeños
Jose and me been getting wild, better call and tell the ninos
english that means tell the child, sixers of san pelligrino
when i wipe i smell the fecal, thats something worth keeping private
embrace it and realize it, you stuck with yourself
so just be happy you aren't anyone else, cool brandon
yeah thats right, I'm Cool Brandon, i'm just reminding y'all
The kid that did tae kwon do, thats super skinny and kinda tall
sleep in a retainer, keeping out of danger
who wants to be a rapper but can't rhyme at all, I'm trying though
Track Name: One More Time, Then I'm Gone
it's getting kinda late, we better call it a wrap
yeah she's hot but is she worth all them scars on your back?
probably not, king and queen with a bottle of jack
retartedly trashed, might full throttle a nap
I love you, I does boo,
It might be cause you let me fuck you,
Plus it's attractive that I don't disgust you
Would you stay if I offered?
Swagger that'll break a mother's water,
another day another daughter,
make it snap and crackle, battler rapper at the tabernacle
I like your girlfriend and her adam's apple
I'm just an improbable prophet with some pot in his pocket, now baby
snap crackle and pop it and then lock it and drop it

GOT A BOATLOAD OF OLD HOS
AND A HO LOAD OF OLD BOATS
ENGAGED A PENGUIN, GOT COLD TOES
SHE AIN'T FLY, THAT WON'T FLOAT
SHE THINK THAT IM GONNA DIE FOR HER
I THINK THE BIRD BE BY POLAR
WONT SAY HER NAME CAUSE YOU MIGHT KNOW HER
START AT THE BOTTOM, NOW IM LOWER
WEED AND YATZEE IMMA A HIGH ROLLER
HER HEADSHOTS MAKER LOOK GOOD ON PAPER
SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE TRYNA DIE SLOWER
GETTING TOO DAMN COOL, BETTER MICROWAVE IT
SHE WITH ME CAUSE I MIGHT BLOW UP
SHE WITH ME CAUSE I'M MICHAEL BAYING
NOT THAT THAT IS A HOLD UP
LIFE IS GOOD BUT I LIKE COMPLAINING
SPREAD MY SEED LIKE DANDILIONS
TRYING NOT TO CUM, THINK OF BAMBI DYING
OR BASEBALL, OR BRANDON RHYMING
IF I CANT GET LAID THEN I PANTOMIME IT
on the porch and I'm smoking regs
taking shots like a horse with a broken leg
till sex is fucked, I can't go to bed
man fuck the sex, i want the hope instead
THE HURTS HABITUAL
I JUST THINK I AIN'T NEUROTYPICAL
TOOK HER TO THE SHED AQUARIUM
GOT THROWN OUT CAUSE SHES PESCATARIAN
MISS THOSE DAYS WHERE I DIDN'T KNOW
GUZZLING THAT NUMBER NINE
CAUSE IM SCARED BEING LEFT ALL ON MY OWN
BUT I SWEAR CHEAT ON ME ONE MORE TIME AND IM GONE
But then I'm back like CHIRO
SO COOL THAT I MIGHT QUOTE THE BIBLE, GOOD NIGHT FOLKS