Awww yeah that what's I'm talking bout Cool Brandon gonna party while my mom is out Eating cotton candy, now thats my kind of cotton mouth Do the monster mash in a haunted house, I walk it out, these days I'm anxious, this shit gets extreme have the wrong thoughts and then I go throw up in the sink tryna fight off certain neurons really hoping they leave hoping somebody’ll know what I mean, know what I mean? seriously, does anybody out there know what I mean if you do, you can reach me at coolbrandond at gmail.com, I’ll keep it logged on awaiting response, praying to god because my patience is gone I could be in bed getting head from blonde women and still be freaking out from too much metacognition busted my brain, not much to do with my wisdom went to the doctor he just googled my symptoms, I could have done that Do you feel reliant on some people you hate? you're not alone baby we can relate, eez okay it's important to keep keeping the faith, that's probably the reason i'm still making tapes so don’t hate cause i’m great cause i’m cool, that’s just how it unfolds but some of my homies they don’t even have homes so don’t cry and don’t weep and don’t feel all alone Unless you’re me because my life’s the hardest anyone’s known ! married to the game, no we're just friends with the realization, i hate waiting it painstaking, my brains breaking but thats just me and i ain't changing it gotta a feeling my babes faking it fucks other dudes when vacationing tryna be cool like clay aiken but I’m bout to wake up to a rude awakening In my Tree house, all girls, Keep out life is a big acid trip, just trying not to freak out! don’t think about what you’re thinking about just think about what you’re thinking about and if that don’t make any sense my advice is just don’t think about it bet you’re thinking about it Work part time, got a three to five and my feet don't go where the people die i respect a lll views, i read the bible pulling up to church, in a cloud of smoke got a pound of pope, tryna play it smooth like how your folks, that wow's the hoes cool brandon got cool that's how it goes welcome to my anxious mind, is this something that you know? visit corners of my brain that i’d prefer not to go, wanna murder this feeling of all this circular thinking with some working and drinking just tryna get in control welcome to my anxious mind if you wanna get to know me go ahead and waste your time girls get mad when we have sex, because i'm always making vines you say no cameras while we be naked? fine I'm bad at banging i might put it in her belly button, whoops! hellen keller stellar, can't tell me nothing, i'm deaf spending all my energy just trying to become well adjusted everybody's acting like they're selling something, life insurance don’t fuck with the king, go to target have the self control to only get a couple of things some wax paper maybe something to drink thats how i roll, all y’all probably shouldn’t come in the rink Cool Brandon was sup. Anxious but I’m getting better Anxious but I’m getting better Inner monologue went silent Anxious but I’m getting better Anxious but I’m getting better Anxious but I’m getting better Lots of neural dead ends Anxious but I’m getting better

i'm 23, still waiting on puberty tryna be a cooler me, who did I used to be? surrounded by clowners, not sure what proxy your on Up for some downers, those kids are some oxy morons Lots of hipsters, like why is this vodka twelve dollars? back home. we'd just drink the well water, Hawk a loogie like I'm selling boogers out a helicopter Rock a hoodie and I'm feeling gooder then a Kevin Costner Lookalike after the release of a Kevin Costner movie As in I've been good up until the last year I mean I'm getting work but only my ass cares Seriously, Coster was an actor mainly of our parent's generation Ride with me, Ride with me through the cold Don’t know where we’re going so we’ll take it real slow Ride with me, ride with me through the swamp Where are we coming from, I already forgot? Ride with me, ride with me through the cold With you it’s not scary that we’re getting so old I know we thought we'd be bigger shots but that failed quick That's a sailed ship floating with the whales bitch We all thought that we'd be kings, not doing bikram yoga, buying almond milk and kale chips It isn't over, I got negative momentum eyes closed running with a life that's too expensive Habits that are bad, a bunch of friends that also in it They'd give the shirt off their back but Im too tall and skinny Ride with me, Ride with me through the cold Don’t know where we’re going so we’ll take it real slow Ride with me, ride with me through the swamp Where are we coming from, I already forgot? Ride with me, ride with me through the cold With you it’s not scary that we’re getting so old I rap for the pound counts, Pounding a round cow, Only sound on my sound cloud is bow chicka wow wow Fuck it I got shy, buckets of popeyes, Till our demise, we're all young in the sunrise A generation lost in optimism, aspirations Which undervalue working every day for payments Cause if it ain't your passion you a failer, if I don't hustle acting, rapping, laughing then you best pass my inhaler That aint why I do it, it's a definite plus I pursue it cause I always have my head up my butt choosing to pick spliffs over breakfast and lunch suck it down quick till its resin and crutch been doing this for years I ain't your regular chump Your heart will go arrhythmic and your head it'll bump Rap till my competitor chunks, whatever its better spending all day in my bed in a funk Isn't it dumb? A pen and a drum Getting good at rapping's like collecting some junk But it's some junk that I can rock and I can make it look cool And if you don't think I look cool I'll shut your dick in my trunk They told us how cool we are, now i can tell we're fools We can't all be superstars, then who will sell the tools? We can't all be in the news, who will provide the news? can't be kevin costner, that's some generation y-er blues Ride with me, Ride with me in the cold Don't know where we're going so we'll take it real slow Ride with me, ride with me through the swamp I'd ask for directions but I think we're all lost Ride with me, Ride with me in the cold With you it's not scary that we're getting so old Ride with me, ride with me through the swamp Where are we coming from, I already forgot Ride with me, Ride with me in the cold Don't know where we're going so we'll take it real slow Ride with me, ride with me through the swamp I'd ask for directions but I think we're all lost

yo was sup, meet women off of the internet My friends like to giggle but really they just don’t get it yet, can’t get it through their minds that that’s antiquated behind us now there’s a google for girlfriends, an amazon for vagina, scrolling hard trying to find her, downloading tinder and grinder one for if i’m lucky, the other if in a bind or my mind it begins expanding, Hometown is salina kansas, Find a girl that likes tiny dancer but her face is like bryan cranston’s internet casanova, the anxious gansta, the match patroller the danger danger, don juan demarco with an online quota, the internet casanaova internet casanova, the anxious gansta, the match patroller the danger danger, don juan demarco with an online quota, the internet casanaova the last one left saying, Brandon just don't make music but then i finally found one up on OK CUPiD I'M OUT OF MY CLOUDED MIND, THEY KNOW I'M ABOUT THE LIFE close your internet tabs boys we're going out tonight COOL BRANDON! TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT! WOMEN USUALLY RESPOND WITH FIGHT OR FLIGHT WHAT CAN I SAY, WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT YOUR RIGHT CAUSE IF THEY PUT OUT AND PUT UP WITH ME THAT MAKES THEM MY TYPE I GOTTA SAY IT The most private thing i'm willing to admit is that in actual reality, i kind of am the shit people fucking with my family winding up in a ditch And i don't mean to be offensive, but you a whiny little bitch, with tiny little tits, they look like two pimples with nipples on the tips oh you wanna go on another date? okay excuse that shit i was saying, i was playing my mistake ma'am, I'm sorry i don’t - internet casanova, the anxious gansta, the match patroller the danger danger, don juan demarco with an online quota, the internet casanaova internet casanova, the anxious gansta, the match patroller the danger danger, don juan demarco with an online quota, the internet casanaova TALL AND LANKY, ALWAYS STANKY NO ASS BUT SHE WANNA SPANK ME FINALLY A BADANKA DANKY DOWN FOR HANKY PANKY, BUT TALK BAD ABOUT THE FARMLAND I GO FROM CRANKY TO ANGRY, CAUSE FRANKLY I FUCKED MY COUSIN AND THE BABY AIN'T EVEN JANKY I GUESS I GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND NOW I GOTTA GO DEAL WITH THAT I GUESS I GOTTA DRIVE HER TO WORK IN ORDER TO FEEL HER ASS GUESSING ALL THE TIME IS PERPLEXING BOUT WHERE HER FEELINGS AT ESPECIALLY WHEN WORRYING'S SOMETHING I'M NOT RECEIVING BACK sex practicing in return for one of my addresses she always laughing but most of those jokes are accidents i'm not worried bout it I'm gonna go sell some wax again, I'll be back at six to have sex and then pop a bag of mints magical homeless girl from the internet like Facebook friends with benefits not sure if this legitimate But hell yeah into this Am i in love? well bitch, i might be I think she likes me, i think she likes me

the chicks I dicks look kinda like the dixie chicks the chicks you dick look kinda like they fifty cent at fifty six women you break up with go ahead with their business women I break up with go to methadone clinics I get my women at stage readings of Jean Paul Sartre's No exit, you get your bitches from craigslist You know that its a lady when I reference my baby The baby you refer to is an actual baby your woman is the money that her paren't spent my girl whoop there it is, yours is ulp there it went We fuck when we go to sleep and wake up, she my now and later your girl a kit kat, everybody get that m'lady is a lady in public, your lady so drunk I gotta hand her a bucket My lady so tall i can stand while we fuckin, your lady so ugly you can't stand when you fucking, plus she shop at nana republic, My girls money always goes to keep the cannibus pumping and she be thanking me all night like I handed her something Just because i got my hand in her something Knock knock, in the zone like Boobah Stick my hoo hoo in her hoo ha Your girl look like Ru paul and Lou Dobbs Smells like she's been sleeping underneath the Harlem blue stop She oughtta get a new job Other than the hand and blow and foot ones she does for yo ass My girl can fit her whole fist in her mouth, just thought you all should know that oh snap your girl so dumb she thought your ball sack was a coke bag Oh yeah so your raggedy hag tried to blow that, put a dick in her mouth my girl bad and she know dat Like a puppy dog that shit in the house, your girls pussy is a pamphlet, she on the corner just given it out I'm laughin cause you ask me how I bag em Well I'm fresh to death when i'm rappin Axe cans in my casket and that's classic Never acting when I talk to them and my package like a tonka truck don't complain they aint tryna fuck maybe its cause you just kinda sucks don't get mad and shit thats just me explaining that cause all you care about is ass and tits, i care about her brains and ass my girls a porsche yours a red sedan Mine chelsea lately, yours letter man and if you wonder why I'm with chicks you can bet it's cause i'm the better man

no one else could replicate what you do to my confidence quarters for my laundry i'm always losing a lot of em from going to the mall and then playing cruising exotica Hit up books a million and start pursuing erotica Do people really do the Kama sutra, Or do they just browse the pages and get boners in the book store I'm pretty sure that that's the only thing this book is good for so teenagers and me will be incentivized to look more get a big erection, jet fast and be gone Head to beat off with the lotions at bed bath and beyond till i get a red rash on my dong or caught by the guard throw his ass in the pond while i'm still partially hard (chorus) there's never anything to do so lets go to the mall there's never anything to do so lets go to the mall baby boy come on I'm up at the GAME STOP RICHARD! THATS THE MAIN SPOT RICHARD THATS OUR MAIN SPOT RICHARD THEY TALK GAMES WHO CAN NAME DROP QUICKER GOING TO THE MALL MADE MY BRAIN LOTS SICKER Catch me scheming at the hot topic Raucous with that NOS in my pocket Uh oh, there goes the girl that I’m in love with but she’s dating some dick, man ain’t that some shit Welp! No buddy said that life was ever fair Catch me at the lids buying hats that I will never wear At the Sbarro, bitch bonjourno, Everybody pile in my mom’s old car yo! Whip colored like some fort knox bricks Hit panda express for some more chop sticks No need to panic, baby behave I got in-store credit at the EB Games (chorus) cruising into radioshack, wondering where all the fucking radios at I'm like "Yo! Where all your fucking radios at? ANd they just looking at me funny, they afraid of me bad Man I thought this was the radio shack, they should strictly sell radios Not remote control cars and batteries. So I got pissed off, and stormed out of that hell hole after i bought a cool truck and some batteries Those people are radio compromisers and my mama raised me never to haggle and talk to liars and these employees are liars lying to us for their salary shown sheep how to be sheepish and the cows how to be cowardly My god these kids like zombies Blank, odd shuffling up in the abercrombie To me the Pac Sun the Waldorf Astoria Oops! I see your secret Miss Victoria You should have kept that at the back of the store I’m at the Macy’s, cop immaculate drawers and what’s more? Best Buy, keyboards, hammer high chords at the import store buying samurai swords, my lord! This mall’s fantastic, leaving with a million bags of plastic, Throw them out in plastic, now they in the ocean and the situation’s drastic (chorus) seriously there's only like nine radio options at radio shack you thought i was done but now i'm coming right back with the same trick that i came with, make your brain twitch with a bang bitch tryning to watch all my language like a french spy inside England We back here in the back yard, we bad boys so BACK off we bored too, lets go to the mall, we're really hard but we act soft, that sounded gay, keep it going, I'm confused, let's go to the mall, walk around, at the mall, see some hos at the Payless Shoes I make a move, say wassup, baby boo, I prayed for you get ya baba ganoush on layaway, I'm the caboose on the paper train might change the game like david blaine, I cry a lot, I make it rain, I'm Damon Waynes in Major Payne, You Nathan Lane, We ain't the same

please pray for my cousin travis the real world can make your heart sick even if he's got bad habits he's my family irregardless need the fam, gotta have the kids while you have the chance gotta have support when exploring cause we're out here and we're in for it I do it for the kids Keep going on and on, do the dirty in a suit of armor with no condom on that's just how we roll, you bet that both my papas strong both my dads are super rad, they let me go to comicon with brock from down the road we out here, they locked us out our homes On the route alone, i'm down to the bone and Im down to bone I do it for the kids I do it for the kids I do it for the kids I do it for the kids I do it for the kids I do it for the kids I do it for the Money and the fame, like the rest of you wish that getting older brought some better news, revenues like when you a kid your main girl aint with seven dudes plus you didn't even have to tie your own tennis shoes, get it boo baby i been good since like way back when only ten, get the giggles with my friends, old habits new trends, ignorant to think that it would never end, oh well baby brandon banging biddies in his crib all my friends are second graders we build a fort and then listen to papa's record player talk about our den girls, i don't like like her, I'd never date then we getting yelled at at the mall for playing up on the escalators is that normal when you're 23? feeling pretty old, so I always kick it with younger g's Uncle B buying carpis suns and dunkaroos younger crew reminding me everything that I got to lose GO WHOOP Been fake a while, gonna fake a smile till I take you down go whoop Once was young, just having fun, but now its done, go whoop Got a happy life, but its getting hard, go whoop pray to god that my debit card goes through Used to watch those naughties scrambled up on pay per view Now I don't own a TV, these days everything is getting scary, anxiety and dysentary, Don't fret everything is temporary go whoop I do it for the kids I do it for the kids I do it for the kids I do it for the kids I do it for the kids I do it for the kids please pray for my cousin travis the real world can make your heart sick even if he's got bad habits he's my family irregardless need have the fam gotta have the kids while you have the chance gotta have support when exploring cause we're out here and we're in for it I do it for the kids Run from the past, dang I'm off in a sprint Spend every night drunk babe I'm gone like the wind Wanting some tits, coming off selfish but Everything I've done I've done for the kids I feel guilty they think that I know lots of shit when I Don't have no clue why we're here on this rock That aint my job, I just rhyme when I talk But i stay working hard cause i'm trying to unlock a solution, so it seems we know what they're doing but all that is happening's squirming and moving Were just a student but now you are out here And this shit is real that is now clear, Cause we were just kids playing follow the leader But now I'm the leader not sure where I'm headed, At first I was eager, but I now I regret it A bürden thats given to us at conception Distract the kids by talking bout professions elections, life lessons, anxiousness, depression But really I'm off in my head in this bitch but I Keep it all together for the kids…damn.

she wanted me to be more hands on so i pulled out her tampon wish I had more balls like I was Lance Strong Dropped the arm cause I'm not hands on never was she musta got the brand wrong Cause I'm Brand On, I'm not making fucking dance songs Don't got any pre-orders from samsung My only fans from Chicago or Kansas I would never ask you to put your hands up, Now go on put your hands up Y'all just can't stand that I'm tall and I'm handsome Hold your daughter for ransom, the stockholm's is instant She's already doing dishes in my kitchen I need to have a vicious intervention turn your sneering looks to pure adherence took your expectations, shook em, got our mamas in the streets all burning lyrics books Hope the furnace cooks away all of the hard k's Hope my little rapper can get a job at the Barclays But these days its heartaches, so diem comma carpe Ditchin woman crying at every song the guitar play apprehension caused the aforementioned cataclysms bark at the dogs and only cats will listen I be famous and randy in some plaided linens, ain't it dandy, the reincarnation of amos and andy breakin in and filleting your family, now take off your panties I'm coming but tryna be as late as I can be theres a rough crowd over at my clubhouse your last words will probably be the password fuck the mouth of a girl in a grass skirt, sun dress Gonna make her ass hurt from butt sex Doesn't matter who come last first, what matters is what's next? Throw it in and ask if she upset she said it hurt more with the last guy, ah yes those the kinda words that make your ass cry and your ice cream, roll in to a nice scene with nothing but some doobies rolled up and some pipe dreams, act right easy getting lost in the crack pipe, aight mac? if i'm ever gone for too long, we'll be right back

I’m a lyrical tyrant I parked by the hydrant yo can you keep on eye on it? I just farted it's silent I'm starting the wild but y'all's party is quiet i'm retarded and childish, I say spark when i light it, wanna watch me freestyling? Yo can I smoke in your house? Yo are we going on out? The night is young, pedophiling Make it clap, make it whip Make it make a quesadilla Take it back, take a hit, You a tasty seniorita Its important that I meet you, Let's fuck in my winnebago have you screaming, neighbors thinking that someone stepped on a lego, y'alll cash rules everything my money is fiat you want that information better come to my kiosk you don't wanna rumble in the playground you don't wanna find yourself on the end of my seesaw golly, get ass in the pourtipotti, Snortin acid and molly I probably bought from an immigrant acting all sorts of naughty, The rooms wobbling spinning when I walk in the kitchen candy flipping, thats some cognitive dissonance Make it whip, make it whistle Make it make a bank deposit Get a bitch to pop my pimples Till it hurts and I yell stop it Its important that you help me, Let's fuck inside of my grand am screaming, neighbors thinking that someone fucking with Bran Bran You’re telling me to leave when I can barely focus Look I'm sorry i have weed, if I have weed imma smoke it And you know that i'll have it, you have drinks, Imma drink it, so when you start your complaining, i don't know what you thinking Inviting me over me up in the first place maybe think twice when celebrating your birthday remember those nights that we couldn't ever remember? You put your dick into women I put my foot in the blender We all used to be more fun, do shit we regret but you can't get an abortion for shit on the net I'm not in the condition to go get a diversion Liquered and swerving, i guess i can just sit here on the curb and think about what i did, that's what i spend my life doing Never learning just continual movement, yo i said fuck that ho that says your friend is a nuisance cause I'm a graduate that parties like the rest of the students whose that kid showing up drunk with aviators on? Spilling drinks and instantly skipping over my favorite song? Yo Cool Brandon parties until the break of dawn. Touch the cats dick and then go boot in the neighbor's lawn

I hate some cops other cops are pretty cool i hate some cops but other cops are reasonable I hate some cops But other cops are necessary fighting rapists and shit yeah other cops are pretty cool fuck the police, they still need to reproduce do some thug shit, get my ass up on the evening news do people watch the evening news? i'll get my ass on gawker bitch receiving views for leaking dudes plus all the unpaid parking tickets It seems to me I see too many cops up in these streets Wasting dollars of my taxes with unnecessary beefs Looking fresh up in the jeep, go grab my boys and beers and then go get something to eat, its best you always keep receipts suck up my dinner, hop in the whip fuck up my liver by guzzling liquor while dodging some shit I think i'm alive when I drink and then drive until i here the sirens come roll up behind me Don't worry y'all, were white people I roll down my window, he says, "you know how fast your going sir?" I said, I'm sorry you may or may not have noticed but I'm actually a white person And I'm swerving cause I'm late for meeting my lawyer daddy for a night sermon So I suggest you stop writing and keep walking if you like working He said, Oh i'm sorry Brandon I was mistaken. you drive like you a minority But because you're upperclass I had no reason to stop you with no reason Now keep crusin and keep speeding, keep boozing, keep believing and Keep on being Brandon Brandon now y'all best all get leaving, i hate cops I hate some cops other cops are pretty cool i hate some cops but other cops are reasonable I hate some cops But other cops are necessary fighting rapists and shit yeah other cops are pretty cool

Walk around in the rain and shit hands in my pocket cause i'm fucking sad Just got so much to think about So many things I have gone through and what not I Try not fear rejection, I'm facing the sheer depression Im needing the nearest exit, I'm fighting a weird erection The kind of stylings that'll give you an ear infection My kind of rhythms are getting your granny pirouetting I find it fitting that my zanny prescriptions were no where to be handy, tattered, panties were ripping Yo what happened girl, you know that Brandon'll listen You tell me who did this, I'm a man on a mission She was candy flipping that's some cognitive dissonance We walked with the immigrants to bathe in the riverbed she stays so I give her head, cradled her little legs she whispers that she wants me to rape her to kenny ches cracks in the pavement, the parking garage is caving in forget about yourself do what you can to save your friends saving your friends, putting focus on somebody else ironically might be the only way for you to save yourself

she went from Pot wizard to lot lizard a lot quicker then the rest of us had ever expected well actually just me, but I ignored all the messages no more baby wait please, girl i'm clean and affectionate and I'm tired of being used like I'm cottonelle at a taco bell Being played like I'm waka flocka or pachelbel Now it's blue caracao and vodka up in Chicago-ville popping pills, gotta kill all of it calling doctor phil bath salts, mama caught you playing with them brats dolls, back off, packs of miscreants that try to act raw a kid in middle school sold me oregano whose the coolest brandon ever, I bet they already know i hate you till you call me saying after work lets kick it, i have to admit it, for this I lack heuristics I might have to to move to mexico and live off serving chicklets just to get away from this bitch, to get away from letting it hold me down i hate you, up until you text me then i drop the hate shit, remember that you're sexy remember you were great kid, remember you put up with me remember to November to a time when nothing could hold me down More wood then a double tree when I was in your company Being nobodies together fighting to be somebodies love can fill a tape up with redundancies but I'm not sure if i was wanting you or wanting someone wanting me are you there based god? it's me brandon the kid that can ruin his reputation in three stanzas all my thoughts are in spanish but i don’t speak spanish it might have been a bad choice to leave kansas frequently, we both on different frequencies seems like recently i lost my decency I need to be looking for someone that give me R-E-S-P-E-C-T, not attitude and HPV, tricks are for kids i hate you till you call me saying after work lets kick it, i have to admit it, for this I lack heuristics I might have to to move to mexico and live off serving chicklets just to get away from this bitch, to get away from letting it hold me down i hate you, up until you text me then i drop the hate shit, remember that you're sexy remember you were great kid, remember you put up with me remember to November to a time when nothing could hold me down you're alive, i'm alive that's dope, good job surviving Hope you're enjoying the trip Lord knows that I'm finally thriving find the ride and then buckle up it's not hard to tell that I lost control life ain't all marshmallows, it's get's nuts its a rocky road, making an oasis of regular faces i can retreat too thats why I need you and I need you and I need you and that's why i hope that you need me cause we're out here and it's knee deep and the doors locked, can't go inside but its temporary, it won't keep what's good? what's up? Feel kinda shitty, like butt plug i'm fucked up, from the puff puff from the glug glug on the rough stuff All love is tough love, my dick's soft and my head's strong the pots shitty i got with me it's not sticky like teflon hos think that i maybe gay but the lord knows i've been straight for days torn coat and some steak and eggs getting old fast ought a break a leg might get the girl but i'm insecure I'd kiss the bird but I'm risk averse i'll hold your purse, i'll pick your skirt You know it hurts i hate you till you call me saying after work lets kick it, i have to admit it, for this I lack heuristics I might have to to move to mexico and live off serving chicklets just to get away from this bitch, to get away from letting it hold me down i hate you, up until you text me then i drop the hate shit, remember that you're sexy remember you were great kid, remember you put up with me remember to November to a time when nothing could hold me down

You maybe thinking that your thinker is broken maybe from drinking and smoking, maybe genetic components its getting late, the shrink isn't open, you're googling to find a way to control this, you better know that your brain isn't busted its just different from others, so use that to your advantage when the world tries to fuck ya, i'm fucking hurling and shitting cause my world it be spinning But it's all good in the hood cause I'm controlling the vision the world's the same place that it was the day before and if you made it to this point, you probably gonna make it more and if you not, no skin off the back cause when I'm dead I can finally relax, thats a fact if you get close to ever calling it quits, remembers sentience a burden but it's also a gift a big movie yo thats all that it is so don’t give me your pills doc, I ain’t swallowing shit

no one to call, live in a hole in the wall, where I got mad and put a hole in the wall because I lost playing boggle I probably lost my deposit, that's why I'm constantly nauseous I'm always off, best call the cops on my ponderings lost in my conscience, wander off into nonsense stoned roommates eating up all the snacks that my mom sent get fired from my job just for tryna rap in the office but at least now, i aint trapped with a job bitch! trapped in my bod bitch, getting bigger than god's dick, drunk yelling love songs in the mirror this is a love song for brandon by brandon and it's about Brandon, I think I'm falling in love with me, I don't understand it I'm like I love you Brandon, then bet that I'm like I love you too, you're the coolest brandon ever, if you ain't already knew love yourself and you will love you back hope it's finally comes to that, I bet that that ain't only me baby i control the streets I keep a gluten free diet and my butthole bleached it's just me myself and I been too long since we kicked it, it's crazy, cook some biscuits & gravy then clean my kitchen to jay z I got 99 problems and they're all dishes bout to drop a tape, bet only mom listens relationship, long distance, met her on the internet we haven't met in person yet, we working on it a cooler Brandon then the rest of them some my friends are black and some of my friends are mexicans i swear to god, i got photographic evidence, I'll show you once Miguel finally texts me them, BRING EM IN I TURN EM OUT THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING SWAG, PAINT HIM BLACK, GETTING MURDERED OUT IM THE ONE YOU HEARD ABOUT THROUGH WORD OF MOUTH THE ONE WHO DIDN'T GO TO PROM, WHO STAYED HOME AND PLAYED POKEMON, THE OBI WAN KENOBI OF THE NERDY CROWD you're the coolest brandon ever, if you ain't already knew driving down lake shore drive, getting passed on both sides, oh my, i'm so high, pray to god I don't die, listening to coldplay Smile cause i'm so fly, i love me in a dope way Going to chipoltle with Jose, guamocole? okay forget that that shit's more pay, I earned it, cross the road, I'm looking both ways, wish chipolte offered jalapeños Jose and me been getting wild, better call and tell the ninos english that means tell the child, sixers of san pelligrino when i wipe i smell the fecal, thats something worth keeping private embrace it and realize it, you stuck with yourself so just be happy you aren't anyone else, cool brandon yeah thats right, I'm Cool Brandon, i'm just reminding y'all The kid that did tae kwon do, thats super skinny and kinda tall sleep in a retainer, keeping out of danger who wants to be a rapper but can't rhyme at all, I'm trying though

it's getting kinda late, we better call it a wrap yeah she's hot but is she worth all them scars on your back? probably not, king and queen with a bottle of jack retartedly trashed, might full throttle a nap I love you, I does boo, It might be cause you let me fuck you, Plus it's attractive that I don't disgust you Would you stay if I offered? Swagger that'll break a mother's water, another day another daughter, make it snap and crackle, battler rapper at the tabernacle I like your girlfriend and her adam's apple I'm just an improbable prophet with some pot in his pocket, now baby snap crackle and pop it and then lock it and drop it GOT A BOATLOAD OF OLD HOS AND A HO LOAD OF OLD BOATS ENGAGED A PENGUIN, GOT COLD TOES SHE AIN'T FLY, THAT WON'T FLOAT SHE THINK THAT IM GONNA DIE FOR HER I THINK THE BIRD BE BY POLAR WONT SAY HER NAME CAUSE YOU MIGHT KNOW HER START AT THE BOTTOM, NOW IM LOWER WEED AND YATZEE IMMA A HIGH ROLLER HER HEADSHOTS MAKER LOOK GOOD ON PAPER SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE TRYNA DIE SLOWER GETTING TOO DAMN COOL, BETTER MICROWAVE IT SHE WITH ME CAUSE I MIGHT BLOW UP SHE WITH ME CAUSE I'M MICHAEL BAYING NOT THAT THAT IS A HOLD UP LIFE IS GOOD BUT I LIKE COMPLAINING SPREAD MY SEED LIKE DANDILIONS TRYING NOT TO CUM, THINK OF BAMBI DYING OR BASEBALL, OR BRANDON RHYMING IF I CANT GET LAID THEN I PANTOMIME IT on the porch and I'm smoking regs taking shots like a horse with a broken leg till sex is fucked, I can't go to bed man fuck the sex, i want the hope instead THE HURTS HABITUAL I JUST THINK I AIN'T NEUROTYPICAL TOOK HER TO THE SHED AQUARIUM GOT THROWN OUT CAUSE SHES PESCATARIAN MISS THOSE DAYS WHERE I DIDN'T KNOW GUZZLING THAT NUMBER NINE CAUSE IM SCARED BEING LEFT ALL ON MY OWN BUT I SWEAR CHEAT ON ME ONE MORE TIME AND IM GONE But then I'm back like CHIRO SO COOL THAT I MIGHT QUOTE THE BIBLE, GOOD NIGHT FOLKS